no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
he fucked my hip out of place.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I think people are normalizing furries
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
