why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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