shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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