I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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