my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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