She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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