No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
