I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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