if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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