He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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