Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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