I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I will be naked everywhere
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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