i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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