walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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