so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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