I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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