Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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