So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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