dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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