They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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