nut hugger
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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