He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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