I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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