i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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