she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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