Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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