is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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