Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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