We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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