Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
