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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish I only lived at night.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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