My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
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