Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
