I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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