Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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