You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
This is the high leading the old right now
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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