You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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