Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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