Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
bring money and cleavage
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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