Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
