Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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