Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
soo... how was my night?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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