We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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