My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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