yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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