The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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