I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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