Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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