I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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