Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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