I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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