sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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