I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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