My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
